I hadn't seen One-Eyed Cat in about a month or so, but last night Andy came home and said he was chilling on our front steps.
He said hello in all his one eyed glory.
We had a chat.
Then I had a great idea. Bella, who was once a stray cat in a rough area of town, would understand the plight of poor One-Eyed Cat. I brought her onto the porch to meet him through the glass (she's not allowed outside, and I have no idea if One-Eyed has any diseases, so better safe than sorry).
They gave each other nose bumps through the glass and pawed at each other. Andy started yelling about being hungry, so I brought her back inside. After throwing dinner in the microwave (gourmet shit in this house), I grabbed Abby and brought her to the porch. After some hissing and growling on Abby's part and some confusion on One-Eyed Cat's part, I decided Abby was not ready for a new friend.
Bella, on the other hand, sat inside and pined for her new boyfriend for nearly an hour. They just watched each other through the glass.
I'm pretty sure it's love. Let's just hope that he comes back sometime soon so Bella can stop pouting.