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| You can get on the porch, but you're not getting inside! |
When we moved into the Bungalow, I was always concerned about the safety of the house. We have the original windows and doors, and to me that screams "HEY I'M SO EASY TO BREAK INTO! JUST TRY!" On top of that, our side door had taken to not latching, and therefore not locking. All you had to do was push hard and you could get in without a key. It needed to be fixed but with the down payment on the house, the fact that the window air conditioner in the bedroom just went out, AND the washing machine just broke, there was no money to fix it.
We invited our friends over for a celebratory barbecue to christen our new grill, thus we needed to make a quick run to the grocery store for supplies. As I followed Andy out the door to the car, I asked "do you have your keys and wallet?" (that's what girlfriends do, they nag you about things all the time). Andy looked at me, and then jammed his hands in his pockets, looked back at me and said "no, do you?" Well of course I didn't, I wasn't driving and we were only going to be gone a couple minutes, so I didn't even have my purse or cell phone with me. Wonderful.
The house should be easy to break into, right? All my fears were actually just enabling me to get into my house if such a thing as getting locked out happened! I went to the side door and gave it a shove, like I always did to get in. Nothing. Gave it another hard shove. Nothing. Had Andy give it a hard shove. Nothing. It picked that exact moment to fix itself.
Next we tried the windows. They're 88 year old windows, should be super easy right? We'll just slide them up from the outside. No dice. We tried every single window to no avail. (I learned later that a previous owner had installed little latches on the inside so that you couldn't slide them up from the outside. Smart lady.)
Front door! I had it unlocked earlier! Surely it must still be unlocked. Nope, locked tight.
Well, we're in big trouble now.
We didn't have enough money to fix the door, and now we're going to have to shell out some hefty cash to get a locksmith over here. We hadn't even lived in the house for two weeks before locking ourselves out. As I was ready to admit defeat, I had a genius idea. I had given my mom a spare key! Just a quick call to her and this will all be behind us.
I forget that my parents now live a half hour away. My angel of a mother dropped what she was doing and drove all the way to the Bungalow to let us in. There may or may not have been some heated words exchanged between Andy and I during that half hour wait about being responsible and not forgetting things all the time.
She let us in, we went to the grocery store, and had fun just like we had originally planned.
I worry significantly less about people breaking in now. If two well educated people can't find a way to easily break in without breaking a window or something, I'm pretty sure we're okay. The door also still latches.
Lessons learned? Our house is safer than I thought. Always check to see if you have your keys and wallet BEFORE you leave the house. My mom is amazing.
Have you ever tried to break into your own house? Were you successful?