Thursday, August 2, 2012

Home

For having lived in Omaha my entire life, I've lived in a lot of different "homes".

My parents bought a cute little house in a suburban neighborhood shortly before I made my grand entrance into this little thing we call life. I don't remember much about it. Honestly, I was too little when I lived there to even remember what it looked like.

When I was about three, my parents started building a new house about 2 miles away from our current house. My first real memory is sitting in what would be the living room, eating McDonald's on the floor of the unfinished room. This is the house where we became the McHale family. Allison was born about a year later, and Dylan four years after that. This was the house where I made my best childhood friend, who conveniently lived next door, and we got into all sorts of shenanigans. It was also the house that Allison ran into a tree in the backyard, giving her a bear claw like scar on her cheek (I claim no responsibility in this incident...). And where Dylan tried to fly off a rocking chair and ended up hitting his dresser and cutting his cheek open. Ask me what color fat is, I know the answer because of this stunt. We lived there for 8 years. It looks a little like this now:

At the base of that basketball hoop, I bet my handprint is still in the concrete from when we first put it in.

Then we built my parents "dream home", where they still live. A whole mile away from the old house.


This is the house I considered "home" up until a year ago. This is the house that I shed my first tears over stupid boys, gossiped in my bedroom on the phone, and got in screaming matches with my sister through our shared bathroom door. This is the house where all the McHale kids grew up. We formed a Guitar Hero band in the basement entitled "White Thunda" which prompted my mom to shut the door and run as far away as she could to escape our rendition of "My Name is Jonas". We have been known to resurrect the band from time to time... I play a mean guitar solo. Now it will be just my mom, dad, and Dylan in the house come next week. After two years of living in the college dorms, Allison is moving into her first apartment.

Speaking of apartments... let's talk about my other "homes".

I lived in the dorms at Creighton for a year. BRUTAL. The only plus side to living in the dorms was being on campus. And just in the off chance that anyone I went to college with reads this blog, that's all I'm going to say about that.

Freaking tiny dorm room.

Then I moved into my first apartment. I didn't know then, but it was in a bad, bad neighborhood. This sheltered West Omaha girl convinced herself it was "just fireworks" plenty of nights in the year and a half that I lived there. But, it was spacious, clean, and cheap. And two doors down from Taco Bell.

Mine was the top right corner unit.

Then, after a brief stint back at home, I moved again. This place had a pool. And was in a much better neighborhood. I lived there for about 9 months, before my ceiling collapsed in my living room. And then again in the 2nd bedroom. I considered that my cue to get the heck out of dodge.

I miss this pool.

Then I moved to what will be known as "the worst apartment ever". And why you should ALWAYS look at the actual unit before signing a lease. Because my apartment? Didn't look a thing like this:


Not even close. Not even halfway close. The guy downstairs chain smoked into my air ducts, filling my apartment with smoke constantly. I once found a cracked out girl in my hallway, just sitting there, until a neighbor came to claim her. I had a squirrel stuck in my utility closet, and no one cared/would come get it out. I think it eventually got out. I don't know. The place was seriously run down. I'm glad I was only there for 8 months.

Then I moved to the best apartment known to man. I loved it so much. If we hadn't found the Bungalow, I would probably still be there. 

Actual picture with my junk in it. My cheap, bought entirely on sale, junk.

I loved that dear apartment so dang much. It had soaring ceilings, tons of natural light, wood floors throughout the living and kitchen/dining areas, a huge bathroom, a walk in closet the size of a small bedroom, a mud room with a FULL SIZED washer and dryer, a pool, and amazing management. And it was affordable. It was the holy grail of apartments.

None of those apartments were really "home" though. That real "home" feeling didn't come until I set my eyes on this crazy mess of a house.

Jungle House.

And now le Bungalow is my real home. The first home I've had since I moved out of my parents' house. And next week is our one year anniversary of living in that Bungalow of ours.

So there you have it. All of the homes in my life.

17 comments:

Melanie said...

I love how you first memory in that green house was eating mcdonalds in the unfinished living room. My parent's build their house as well and my first memory there was eating peanut butter & jelly sandwiches in the unfinished hallway upstairs, on a cooler, with my Dad. You've lived a lot of places though! I hear those "firework" sounds now at my current apartment, scary!

Melissa said...

I cannot believe the roof fell in on your apartment...TWICE! The worst place I lived was in DC in a house on Capitol Hill...location was GREAT, the house, well, the foundation was higher in the front than in the back so literally all of my candles would burn and the wax would pool at the back of candle and run down the side. The oven, dishwasher, and stove were all ONE unit--the components of which would work intermittently. The water heater, air conditioner, and washer and dryer all broke within a month of moving in. Upon calling the landlord for the third tim to get the AC fixed (middle of July in DC) he asked if Halloween was my favorite holiday because then I could get out and ride on my broom. I'll take our house in Ohio any day :)

Alissa said...

Holy shizzle, that's a lot of moving! I love that it took the 2nd ceiling to drop before you decided it was time to go. I would have done the same thing, I bet.

My parents built the house they live in now when I was a year old. I lived there until February of this year. Never lived on campus for college. And now I live next door to that house. Big move.

Makaila said...

Wow! You brought back memories.. I move often, too. In fact, I have lived in Portland for 4 1/2 years and lived in 4 homes. I get bored. : ) I just had to count.. Tristen is eleven years old and has lived in eleven different homes, NOT including homes his dad has lived in. Holy moly.

Makaila said...

and ps.. happy for you that you have found your true "Home". That is my wish. :)

Kendra Fredericksen said...

"My Name is Jonas" is BY FAR my favorite Guitar Hero song!!! :)

Ashley Taylor said...

One of my earliest memories is sitting on the floor of my parent's (current at the time) fixer upper, eating McDonald's with my brother. Awesome.

Sara Strand said...

I so incredibly wish I had taken pictures of my first apartment. Oh, the humanity of that place. I seriously don't know how it ever passed inspection and wasn't condemned. I really don't.

disqus hatesme said...

i want to find our "home".
waiting. i'm waiting.
i'll just dream of Greer until then.

Tiffany Golota said...

I've also seen the inside of a cheek from the outside of the face. Except my injured party was a camper that was under my watch. Oops.

What a great look back on all of your homes! College apartments are always the most interesting.

Twiggs! said...

hahahaha. "just fireworks".

i love that taco bell is the bonus to living in the ghetto. i fully agree with you, i could go for a crunchwrap as we "speak" right now.

i lived in an apartment complex when i first moved out on my own, and was living alone. i was the ONLY white girl there. i convinced myself that it was "racist" to not move somewhere because i was a minority. it's not racisim if legit gangs live there. it's not.

yikes. that was scary.

Lindsay said...

I love all your homes! Your bungalow is amazing though! Yay for one year in the bungalow! You better throw a bad ass party!

TranslucentShay said...

I dry heave when I think of some of the places I've lived. Including my childhood home, especially that one.

I love how sweetly you remembered your childhood home, you know.. with injuries and the shade of fat.

Dusty said...

It's like the Jeffersons, you moved on up to the east side.

HandlingWithGrace said...

Your parents new house is gorgeous!

Shannon said...

My brother had four sets of stitches/staples/glue before he was five. I, truthfully, had nothing to do with those. Allison running into the tree on the other hand...

Shannon said...

There was a serial rapist in my neighborhood as I was moving out. I had no idea how dangerous it was until I was gone. UGH.