Here are some reasons why I don't like them:
- One word. TALONS.
- That beak could cut you. Big time.
- Beady little eyes.
- They poop all over the place. Especially geese. And pigeons.
- Large birds are even more terrifying. Ostriches are downright dangerous.
- They try to attack you sometimes. We had barn swallows that nested under our deck growing up and they would dive bomb your head.
- They wake me up in the morning with their annoying noises.
- CROWS CAN REMEMBER YOUR FACE. Proof. Now try to tell me birds aren't scary.
So with those things in mind, look at this picture that Jestina sent me from when she was in Asia.
Not okay. Those birds. Just. It's not okay. What is that black one even? An Asian duck? Those pigeons need to cut it out right now. I would be making the same face as Jestina in this picture times 100,000. I would probably be in a coma from sheer terror.
I just don't like birds.
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29 comments:
Why are all of the pigeons white?!?!
Oh, hey! I remember this. I remember thinking it would be a good idea to feed them until they started to feed on me. I chalk it up to it being Swu's fault. Yes, thank you.
I dislike birds as well. Actually, I have a fear of any thing that swarms. Like cicadas or crows.
Tara
Penniless Socialite
I effing hate birds.
they carry disease.
xx
justyn
a bird pooped in my hair once, at Disney World. I never had a problem with birds until that moment. Yuck!
I just can't type.. I can't.. laughing too hard. It's problematic with blogging.
That picture, that picture. That Zilla, those effing birds. I hate birds.
Okay, I am terrified of crows. Terrified. And I think that article about them memorizing faces and mobbing people may have scarred me for life. At least I now know my fear is justified.
Omg, hilarious! I also hate birds which is unfortunate since I work at a zoo. I had a way too close encounter with a flamingo once and I refuse to look those assholes in the eye ever since.
That black one wants to eat Jes alive. So gross. Birds are so gross. And mean. I was attacked by a roster. Hate birds!!!!
I HATE birds too! I am terrified of them! Two birds, yes two, have flown into my head since moving to California.
what the heck is she feeding them? mentos?
asian ducks...hahaha...they look like homeless ducks. they're weird.
Lol! You are too funny! I don't like birds, either, but I do like old photos or artwork with birds. But not around me. Just, no.
i HATE bird. HATE THEM. Why? Because they fly! Suddenly! Unexpectedly! They are unpredictable, and I hate them. So, I'm with you. :)
at least she has the bun.
The bun can protect you from ANYTHING I tell you.
I agree with this wholeheartedly. I do not like unexpected things. Especially if they include a bird flying up at my face.
I don't even really like PICTURES of birds! My grandma has this wall clock that makes bird noises at every hour and that thing terrifies me.
I sure hope she's feeding them Mentos. They would explode.
This is a sign that you need to move to Omaha where birds rarely fly into peoples' heads, but often fly into windows.
I cannot even imagine. I went on a farm once with guinea fowl and nearly had a heart attack after they chased me into a barn. I nearly died.
Our zoo has peacocks that roam freely. I will never go to the zoo without another person for protection.
They just sit up there studying your face. I've concluded this after reading that article.
That pictures terrifies me every time I look at it. I am so glad Swu snapped it.
Oh god. I can't even imagine. They are so dirty and gross.
Bird flu. It's an epidemic.
This is so true. Swarms of bees, cicadas, birds, all of it. Just no.
IT IS VERY A LOT HOT OUTSIDE.
They're Asian pigeons. Or something.
Birds are assholes!
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