Bunlandia

Hi. I'm still in Kansas City today. So I'm not here. But Jestina is.

So get ready for her to blow up some serious photoshoppage in your face.

Be back tomorrow lovelies!

so, here i am. from that two smuppies place. while the bung recovers from her weekend.

here i am.

i am jes. from that two smuppies place. that life twin (or LT, as we more commonly use) (for LYFE) of shannon's that you might have heard read her referencing on here from time to time. that's me.

some things you should know about me include how bad i am at math. so bad. i'm so bad that i rely on a countdown website (everyday) to tell me how many days left i have until shannon comes to visit me in portland (yes, i realize it's always one day less than the previous day). so that we can hang out in real life. for the very first time (of lotz). even though i've stared at her face many a times during our ladeez night skype nights (aka when andy goes golfing) (or when she doesn't want to clean out the cat litter box), it will not be the same as hanging with her and her andy in person.

and in case you're curious, it's 24 days from today. 24 til i meet my blogging soulmate of a best friend.

and in case you're even more curious about what we plan to do in 24 days? here's a little glimpse.

you know, like the show "portlandia". 

just watch it if you haven't. 

all it takes is one episode. 

and in bunlandia is where we'll indulge the hippies within us.

(image via typing "hippies" into google images) (thank you)

we'll enjoy ourselves. 

chris especially. in his pretty pink dress. and long hair. 

and andy will rock out on his guitarish thing for us. with his head wrap. 

and shannon will just dance so hard. 

and i'll lick food off my face. 

because speaking of food, we shall eat in portland. oh, we shall. 

(image via typing "the grilled cheese grill portland" into google images) (a very a lot thank you)

until we explode. and our pants don't fit. and then they have to move here. what? it makes sense to me. 

because with places like "the grilled cheese grill" calling our name, there will be no stopping us. 

mainly me and shannon. but the men can come, too. 

and, last but not least, we shall RIDE BIKES. 

(image via typing "pearl district at night" into google images) (or something) 

because riding bikes and dumpster diving and accordion practicing is what we will want to do while the men go golfing and whiskey drinking and brewery tour hopping. 

let's be real. eventually, we'll be doing our own thing separate from the men. 

just kidding. 

but not really. 

24 days, my LT bunhead. and andy. 

24. 

see you soon.